Tenmitvog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent deer.

Tenmitvog created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmitvog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tenmitvog, she will turn you into a worm.

Tenmitvog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tenmitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Run away if six geese approach from the south.