Japmigsan Batvonknur is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast squirrel.

Japmigsan Batvonknur created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Japmigsan Batvonknur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Japmigsan Batvonknur, she will curse you with boils.

Japmigsan Batvonknur's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Japmigsan Batvonknur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.