Kompig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful wyvern.

Kompig created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kompig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kompig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kompig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kompig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kompig.