Timnurlbanvab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident rhinoceros.

Timnurlbanvab created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timnurlbanvab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timnurlbanvab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Timnurlbanvab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Timnurlbanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to seals while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Timnurlbanvab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.