Fonmadstipladtun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, thoughtless faun.

Fonmadstipladtun created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Fonmadstipladtun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonmadstipladtun, she will not care.

Fonmadstipladtun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fonmadstipladtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to goats while wearing red boots.