Vaglogfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring dragonfly.

Vaglogfeb created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Vaglogfeb, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vaglogfeb, he will turn you into a mole.

Vaglogfeb's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vaglogfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill bats.