Lidlitarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless clam.

Lidlitarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lidlitarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidlitarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lidlitarn's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lidlitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.