Randotjin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful pig.

Randotjin created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Randotjin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Randotjin, she will strike you with lightening.

Randotjin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Randotjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing violet corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

5. Never look in ponds.