Cumflanfod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient centaur.

Cumflanfod created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumflanfod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumflanfod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cumflanfod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cumflanfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.