Farndossvin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome wyrm.

Farndossvin created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndossvin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farndossvin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Farndossvin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Farndossvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Always obey Farndossvin's priests.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Never talk about planets.