Som is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering gnu.

Som created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Som, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Som, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Som's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Som's Holy Commandments

1. Put Som first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. You must never eat pineapples.