Gadyatcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet wolf.

Gadyatcuss created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadyatcuss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gadyatcuss, it will ignore you.

Gadyatcuss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gadyatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not eat beans.