Zenkikven is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong chinchilla.

Zenkikven created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zenkikven, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zenkikven, it will turn you into a dog.

Zenkikven's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zenkikven's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing purple stockings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if seven badgers approach from the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.