Ligtargyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable centipede.

Ligtargyim created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtargyim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ligtargyim, he will turn you into a rat.

Ligtargyim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ligtargyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never think about moons.