Yikontjon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident rat.

Yikontjon created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikontjon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikontjon, she will remove you from existence.

Yikontjon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yikontjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always obey Yikontjon's priests.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yikontjon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.