Wadsadtom is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, merciful
newt.
Wadsadtom created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadsadtom, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wadsadtom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Wadsadtom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Wadsadtom's Holy Commandments1. Put Wadsadtom first in all things.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never feed lots of pineapples to badgers while wearing pink dresses.
5. Never sing near tortoises.