Ratgonlog is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited
gorilla.
Ratgonlog created bats eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ratgonlog, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ratgonlog, he will refuse to believe in you.
Ratgonlog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Ratgonlog's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing purple ear rings.