Nurjinneg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind cobra.

Nurjinneg created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurjinneg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurjinneg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurjinneg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurjinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Nurjinneg's name in vain.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Nurjinneg on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.