Jonxemdoss is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise
deer.
Jonxemdoss created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jonxemdoss, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Jonxemdoss, he will turn you into a mole.
Jonxemdoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Jonxemdoss' Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight mice approach from the west.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not kill otters.