Jonxemdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise deer.

Jonxemdoss created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonxemdoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jonxemdoss, he will turn you into a mole.

Jonxemdoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jonxemdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight mice approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not kill otters.