Listtoffatflamfid is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident
turtle.
Listtoffatflamfid created silver eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Listtoffatflamfid, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Listtoffatflamfid, it will turn you into a slug.
Listtoffatflamfid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Listtoffatflamfid's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick swans.
2. Never paint your back blue.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never wear coats.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.