Listtoffatflamfid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident turtle.

Listtoffatflamfid created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listtoffatflamfid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listtoffatflamfid, it will turn you into a slug.

Listtoffatflamfid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Listtoffatflamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.