Fobmidbom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered wasp.

Fobmidbom created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobmidbom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobmidbom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fobmidbom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fobmidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Fobmidbom loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not dye your hair green.