Flathondid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage deer.

Flathondid created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flathondid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flathondid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flathondid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flathondid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never run in the presence of bats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.