Sterloopster is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, almighty
clam.
Sterloopster created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sterloopster, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sterloopster, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Sterloopster's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Sterloopster's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five mites approach from the west.
2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.