Wadpitbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable hamster.

Wadpitbeg created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadpitbeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wadpitbeg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wadpitbeg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wadpitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never paint your head green.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not speak about grapes.