Panfarnlam is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, ruthless
octopus.
Panfarnlam created an atom two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Panfarnlam, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Panfarnlam, he will throw large rocks at you.
Panfarnlam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Panfarnlam's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs yellow.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing magenta tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.