Ceptipfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying donkey.

Ceptipfet created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptipfet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceptipfet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ceptipfet's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ceptipfet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceptipfet.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.