Fod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing crow.

Fod created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fod, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear pink trousers.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.