Sidgamarf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Sidgamarf created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgamarf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidgamarf, he will remove you from existence.

Sidgamarf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sidgamarf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.