Rentettibom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent snail.

Rentettibom created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rentettibom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rentettibom, she will be very unhappy.

Rentettibom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rentettibom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the north.