Tigflapgab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless hare.

Tigflapgab created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflapgab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tigflapgab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tigflapgab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tigflapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to snakes while wearing purple kilts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.