Zimfagbug is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest
lizard.
Zimfagbug created silver two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimfagbug, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zimfagbug, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Zimfagbug's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Zimfagbug's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. You must pray to Zimfagbug eight times a day.
3. Never go into yellow rooms.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
5. You must never eat spinach.