Yokcadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying duck.

Yokcadsak created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcadsak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokcadsak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yokcadsak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yokcadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the south.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.