Xennulcepmit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic scorpion.

Xennulcepmit created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Xennulcepmit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xennulcepmit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xennulcepmit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Xennulcepmit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never feed peanuts to squirrels while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.