Limnibgom is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, fast
otter.
Limnibgom created water four million years ago.
If you believe in
Limnibgom, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Limnibgom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Limnibgom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Limnibgom's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never wear violet shorts.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never laugh in the presence of otters.