Vegfebtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring cobra.

Vegfebtonk created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegfebtonk, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegfebtonk, it will make you grow a tail.

Vegfebtonk's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vegfebtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
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