Wodzakflag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak mink.

Wodzakflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodzakflag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodzakflag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodzakflag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wodzakflag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wodzakflag seven times a day.

2. Always help doves.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not take Wodzakflag's name in vain.

5. Never talk about asteroids.