Fomvendiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful dingo.

Fomvendiss created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Fomvendiss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomvendiss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fomvendiss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fomvendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fomvendiss on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Fomvendiss.