Cebpittad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful fairy.

Cebpittad created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpittad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebpittad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cebpittad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cebpittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not eat strawberries.
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