Zimquafweg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable centaur.

Zimquafweg created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimquafweg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimquafweg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zimquafweg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zimquafweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zimquafweg nine times a day.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Pray towards the south.