Zimquafweg is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable
centaur.
Zimquafweg created the Sun three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimquafweg, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Zimquafweg, it will destroy your home solar system.
Zimquafweg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Zimquafweg's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Zimquafweg nine times a day.
2. Do not skip in public.
3. Do not wear iron on your body.
4. Do not kill porpoises.
5. Pray towards the south.