Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil ferret.

Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kapdavcim Zansigsterbudjabjipsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.