Metvenrull is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless frog.

Metvenrull created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metvenrull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Metvenrull, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Metvenrull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Metvenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing red corsets and balancing four nickel spheres on your face.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.