Figquimlop is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous
fish.
Figquimlop created silver three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Figquimlop, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Figquimlop, she will cry a lot.
Figquimlop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Figquimlop's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt horses.
2. Learn nine new languages a year.
3. Never go into yellow rooms.
4. Never feed lots of onions to badgers while wearing mauve ear rings.
5. Do not dye your hair white.