Tigmilzog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful centaur.

Tigmilzog created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigmilzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tigmilzog, it will turn you into a dog.

Tigmilzog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tigmilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to pigs while wearing white ear rings.