Bassfadstikbin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective dugong.

Bassfadstikbin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfadstikbin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bassfadstikbin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bassfadstikbin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bassfadstikbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Bassfadstikbin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bassfadstikbin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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