Midfudquill is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured lobster.

Midfudquill created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midfudquill, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midfudquill, she will turn you into a sheep.

Midfudquill's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Midfudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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