Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim
is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy
tortoise
.
Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim
created a quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim
, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim
, he will have a low opinion of you.
Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim's
most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Dussfidquamomin Rakdosslim's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair black.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Hide if three tortoises approach from the south.
4. Always look after injured monkeys.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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