Kappasstip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage bat.

Kappasstip created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kappasstip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kappasstip, he will send you a sign.

Kappasstip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kappasstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not take Kappasstip's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.