Sigflaptif is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate hare.

Sigflaptif created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigflaptif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sigflaptif, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sigflaptif's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sigflaptif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never feed figs to squirrels while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.