Madgidaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating jaguar.

Madgidaf created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgidaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgidaf, it will not care.

Madgidaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Madgidaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Madgidaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.