Nillsughin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane seal.

Nillsughin created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillsughin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillsughin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nillsughin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nillsughin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nillsughin.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed lots of bread to snakes while wearing indigo dresses.